| Joe Patton | |
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| Played by Stephen Macht | |
| Appearances | |
| SMDM | The Ultimate Imposter |
Joe Patton is an English teacher who volunteers for a Top Secret OSI experiment that transforms his brain into a receptacle for digital information, thereby allowing him to temporarily learn any new skill and become an expert in any field, technical or physical. But when Joe's girlfriend, Jenny — an OSI operative — is abducted and held hostage, Joe must use his newfound powers to rescue her.