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Jaime Kennedy and Lee Majors

Me & Lee is an unaired TV pilot comedy starring Jamie Kennedy and Lee Majors.


Joel, a disgraced dentist after a malpractice law suit, suffers through life with chronic back pain. Lee Majors, playing a bitter, self absorb has-been version of himself, takes Joel under his wing and performs a "bionic" back surgery as well as replacing all his limbs in his secret lab.


  • Written by Matthew Salsberg
  • Directed by Paul Dinello


  • Jamie Kennedy as Joel Salsberg
  • Lee Majors as Himself
  • Sheldon Allman as Blip
  • Ashlie Atkinson as Melinda
  • John Billingsley as The Chiropractor
  • Faith Majors as Herself


Joel: A bionics lab?
Lee: No, that was a made up word for TV.
Joel: Are you sure, because I think it's in the dictionary.
Lee: Look, I couldn't get the rights. Can we drop it? Besides, I came up with a better word: Prostatic Replacement Integrated Cyber Konnects. Also known as PRICK. Get it?
Joel: Yeah I get it. You're insane.
Lee: My PRICK works Joel. I used it on a monkey.


  • The original score by Oliver Nelson is used throughout the pilot.
  • The original bionic sound effects are used, including the sound for Steve's eye and Jaime's ear.
  • Lee Majors presents Joel with his famous red track suit.